We met Cameron for dinner after he got out of work tonight. We grabbed a table at a Thai place right near his office. As we settled in, Hayden asked the usual, "How was your day, Dad?" and other small talk. Then he took a big drink of water from his very toddler UN-friendly real glass with ice, set it down, lifted his shirt, pointed downward and exclaimed, "PENIS!!!!!" Yeah, right there, plain as day in the middle of the VERY QUIET restaurant. Oh there were people there, just no kids and everyone was very mature and using their inside voices for sure. Until the shout out for the male genitalia pierced the silence. UGH.

Both Cameron and I turned 30 shades of red and tried our very best not to pee our own pants (because what type of potty training example would THAT set?) and hold in our laughter. I hid behind my menu (only to be caught because of a wall mirror on my left) and Cameron held it together pretty well and explained to our boy that saying such things in public (especially at such a decibel level) is frowned upon and considered bad manners in most circles.

Ahhh...the joys of being embarrassed by your 2 year old. -- mam