<click off> "Oh it isn't that bad.. Hey can you see me?". "No" "You know what, I can't see you either. But you can hear me right?". "Yeah" "Well you know what we need to do. We need to let our eyes adjust". "Ok" "Did you know that your eyes have something called a pupil?". "No" "Yep, and right now they're dialating. Getting bigger to let more light in. That makes it so we can see better in the dark." "Hey, look. I can start to see you. Where is my hand at?". "It's right here" "That's right. Now where is my hand?". "It's right here" "See, isn't that neat. You're eyes are adjusting. It isn't so dark out now is it. Look how bright your humidifier light is now.". "Yeah, it's right over there." "Ok, good night buddy. Love you" -- cjm